Groom's Maid

A woman who is the best woman in a gay man's wedding.

Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.

Groom's Maid by Michael Ray-Frierson August 8, 2010

Groot's Speech 

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

This is Groot's Speech

Groot's Speech by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

Boozer's gloom 

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.

Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom

Boozer's gloom by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

Groom of the Stool 

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

Groom of the Stool by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022

Groom of the Stool 

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

Groom of the Stool by Ardias November 16, 2022

Simon Groom 

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

Simon Groom by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Ste Groom 

A skinny kid who smokes cbd and shags comic books

Hey look there is cum in my comic I bet you it was a Ste Groom

Ste Groom by Prof xx June 12, 2020