A Brekky Bong is the classic Aussie description of a bong (a bowl) of holy ganja smoked at or before breakfast. Depending on priorities, smoking habits and available food and/or cash, for some folks, the bong itself constitutes breakfast. Ideally, it would not be consumed with the entire family present, and should not be packed by your Mum.

Woke up, fumbled around for the lighter, reached down for the mix and packed myself a nice little Brekky Bong.

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Brekky Bong by Davisiz August 10, 2010

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brekky wrap

Where you run bacon grease and place a small portion of scrambled eggs on her 😺 and then eating it, leaving only one thing to do, give her the sausage,

Hey mate I hope ya don't mind but I have your crush a brekky wrap thismorning!

brekky wrap by Thefunnydukker November 12, 2021

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Wanyama’s brekky

A huge breakfast with a lot of protein, including eggs, bacon, baked beans, chicken and sometimes even beef.

This morning I had a Wanyama’s brekky, it was delicious.

Wanyama’s brekky by Friendlycheesemuncher November 27, 2017

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Wanyama’s brekky

A huge breakfast that is incredibly filling and high in protein.

This morning I had a Wanyama’s brekky to help build my muscles.

Wanyama’s brekky by Friendlycheesemuncher November 27, 2017

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