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breast implants 

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.
I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!
breast implants by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Implants 

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
Breast Implants by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

Breast Implants 

Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder*
Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.
Breast Implants by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004

@Breast_implant_

@breast_implant_ is the best and most iconic Instagram acc on??? Instagram??? . She goes by she/her and she is DEFINITELY straight. Her posts are amazing (only when they have something to do with @yqsemite and @superpowercoochie) People who don't follow her are the WEAKEST link.
Person 1: Fad do u follow @breast_implant_??
Person 2: No??? Who tf is that??
Person 1: *blocks*
@Breast_implant_ by Artpopbird June 24, 2021

breast implant 

n. boob enhancer, melon ripener
the hooker got breast implants to brighten her career

breast implant intellectual 

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.
Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly