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break wind 

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?
break wind by JC September 26, 2003

Break wind 

Within two seconds, Michael had to break wind in class and everybody was disgusted. He had to use the bathroom and he stayed in there for a hour.

Break the Wind 

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.
Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.
Break the Wind by Zimfast May 15, 2013

oprah breakwind 

When you have a long and gurgling fart just before you drop ass.
Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026