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Breaks stuff 

Phill swift always breaks stuff and repairs it with the power of "FLEX TAPE!" (wow :0)
Phil swift always breaks stuff the things are no match for flex tape or he will just slap flex tape on your mouth you have no right to say bad abt flex tape
Breaks stuff by Msdicksucker August 13, 2023

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
Bread shuffle by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

bread stuffer 

When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina
Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer
bread stuffer by deadpixel January 26, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026