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Banana Bread Oven 

the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?

Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.

Gay Man1: No way dude really?

Gay Man2: YES WAY!!

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF
Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

Bread in da oven 

A man that gets his woman pregnant.
yo homeslice.. I'ma be a dad in 5 months time cuz my girl told me that she has bread in da oven!!
Bread in da oven by Genovix July 3, 2008

Take the bread out of the oven 

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

Bread's In The Oven 

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
Bread's In The Oven by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.