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Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

barbers surprise 

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)
Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

italian barbershop 

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair
That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.
italian barbershop by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

barbershop pole 

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox
Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.
barbershop pole by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

Farting like a barbers cat 

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat

Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”