brayshaw 

A fictional personality syndrome that makes people that would otherwise be beautiful unattractive. Brayshaw can cause bitchiness, and lack of personality.

"Man that Rachel chick is hot!"
"You don't want to talk to her, she has a serious case of Brayshaw!"

brayshaw by Taylor The Okay April 21, 2008

Graham Brayshaw 

Some bald spacker who constantly drinks, can't spell and rages all the time

Oh that guy's such a graham Brayshaw

Graham Brayshaw by Joker'sTrick21 October 14, 2019

Riley Brayshaw 

A physical and neurological sickness that causes you to to gain little to no muscle mass and constantly flex your muscle and back, the symptoms of Riley Brayshaw is to constantly message girls and get exposed for it, Someone with Riley Brayshaw tends to have an attraction towards another sickness of the female kind called shedave

“Man I can’t stop messaging girl on snap and have a strong attraction towards shedave”
“Bro, you must have Riley Brayshaw

Riley Brayshaw by Andrew Diggins November 23, 2021

Ashton Brayshaw 

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.

Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo

Ashton Brayshaw by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025

Paul Bradshaw

Created the band I'm Not Paul Bradshaw. He's the person you want to be but can't because no one is in fact Paul Bradshaw. Not Even Paul Bradshaw. It is almost another name for human because he, just like you is human. No one knows who or where he came from or why he is all over your myspace and facebook, but he's there, and he doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Back in the day, you would only hear the world Paul come before McCartney and Bradshaw coming after Terry, but now, Paul(AKA'd as Jesus in some religious groups) has created something that cannot be destroyed by man. Paul Bradshaw. This fictional character has found his way into the real world with a mission that will mesh the metal genre with every other music genre there is. He only creates music that he likes. He doesn't care what you like, or if you like what he creates. He will always do what he wants to do. Matt Damon was sent to help him on this mission, but bailed to be an actor. Even though this happened, Paul Bradshaw still thanks Matt Damon for everything that he's done for him at every show during the song "Who We Are". Do You Remember Paul Bradshaw Radio?

Who the f*ck is Paul Bradshaw?

I'm Not Paul Bradshaw

Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?

Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?

Paul Bradshaw by TheWorld1 February 3, 2010

bradshawed 

To horde office supplies for your pleasure or amusement since you are tightwadded, dust farting, old goat.

Do we have any more paperclips? No, someone bradshawed all of them.

bradshawed by MphRebel June 11, 2008

wayne bradshaw 

white homo.... i had to kick in the nuts so later in the future he wouldnt make another waynes world... but hes my boy... funny...

wayne bradshaw is a great frined, but i dont want more than one of him runnin' around.

wayne bradshaw by jacob poisson May 22, 2009