A beautiful little town located in Southern Vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, homosexuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.
Hippy: "I've lived in Brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!"
Homosexual: "Well I'm going to Brattleboro because I saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where I can express myself freely."
A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.
Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terriblefood, get your car broken into and leave!"
An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.
A nasty town in southern Vermont full of wannabe gang member and old, gay hippies. A visually appealing town on the outside but very unpleasant outside of the three popular streets in the small city.
guy 1- wanna go to Brattleboro this weekend?
guy2- No, i’d rather not. I don’t wanna get shot.