Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

bucketeers 

Bucketeers is the term used to describe the best fanbase ever that support one of the best Youtubers ever; imdontai

Yo what's up bucketeers today we're with another video

bucketeers by Shegrabonmydickthat'smyhandle August 7, 2017

brosketeer 

A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis

broski 1: yo whats up
broski 2: nothin just chilling with my brosketeers

broski 1: same

brosketeer by broskiman June 28, 2010

Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

Basketeering by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

Braketorque 

The act of engaging the brakes on your vehicle while pressing down on the accelerator causing the wheels to spin. The vehicle should stay in place as much as possible while the rear tires spin. The torque from the vehicle overcomes the rear brakes.

Look at that guy in the bunny hug doing that sick braketorque!

Only cucks call it a brakestand!

Braketorque by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

bracketeering 

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

bracketeering by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

braketard 

to brake a car like a retard

i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.

braketard by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu May 12, 2010