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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
I'd like to order the bradenton.
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015
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Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.
I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.
Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

bridezilla 

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.
"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."

bridezilla 

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.
"please shut up about your fucking wedding, bridezilla."
bridezilla by jomama angiedad January 15, 2007
Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.
Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
bradert by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

Bradenata 

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.
Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata
Bradenata by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018