boysick 

the condition of being absolutely sick— sleepless, drooling, frothing at the mouth— about a BOY. it is an intense early stage of the lovesick condition. at this stage, you are still terrified of him because he is a man, and yet you yearn for him as the yellow grass lusts for rain.

“he’s turned me into a pathetic little boysick puppy”
“Barbara is worried, she can tell I’m totally boysick”

boysick by blankstanley March 4, 2025

boy-sick 

The whiny and melodramatic stage of being sick - you're just sick enough to stay home, but well enough to whine about how terrible you feel.

"I couldn't wait to get out of the house and away from my boy-sick brother - if I hear him whine one more time about how his head hurts, I'll throw chicken noodle soup in his face"!

boy-sick by gamma-ray May 20, 2011

boystick 

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

boystick by Purple Gurl April 7, 2011

Bobsickle 

When a person named bob has a sickle on them

Yo look at that bobsickle

Bobsickle by Bobsockle November 23, 2019

Bossick 

The act of preparing and manscaping private parts that got an electrical razor caught in surplus testicular skin and jammed the razor.

I was getting ready for my date today and I bossick myself so bad I ended up in the Emergency Room.

Bossick by anonymous May 21, 2021