Boulderite 

One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!

Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.

Boulderite by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008

boulderite 

A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.

You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.

boulderite by Little DN October 19, 2006

bowdlerise 

to remove those part of context considered offensive,vulgar in nature.
it's an act of editing adult natured parts from a context.

This statement is so offensive,would you please bowdlerise it.

bowdlerise by fufukiki April 2, 2009

bowlerizer 

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman

a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."

bowlerizer by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006

Boulderize 

When someone is so excited about something that they could shapeshift anything into a boulder or large rock

I'm boulderized for our party!

Boulderize by Mac Daddy Blooms July 16, 2011

Bollerized 

When football coaches ruin a rookie quarterback by babying them, in the fashion of Kyle Boller.

If they keep this up, he'll be Bollerized!

Bollerized by guyofsomerenown October 20, 2008

bollerizer 

person who is constantly showing off
use big time bollerizer as a comparison.

He's a total bollerizer.

bollerizer by monsterente May 31, 2006