bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 3, 2008

bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 3, 2008

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Sheer Bower

sheer bower is the term used when you drink a beer in the shower, specifically when getting ready to go out to a bar, party etc. while your pre-gaming

I'm gonna have a sheer bower while I get ready tonight for the party.

by Rushdown October 30, 2010

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

by mrkleen June 26, 2005

Jack Bower

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

by Scotty Tits April 1, 2008