bovine fuck

Synonym for cow fuck. See cow fuck. Fuck a cow today and raise money for charity. Fuck!

To bovine fuck is to cow fuck

by Bad C dev July 26, 2021

bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.

When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.

by MsLi January 29, 2006

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bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 26, 2005

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bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

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celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".

Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.

by CerridwenStorms May 16, 2006

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