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boversimplification 

An oversimplification of a point, concept, or idea, blatantly ignoring all normal rational reasoning processes and glossing over critical facts and nuances to futilely rebut a salient point with a banal, insipid non-response that not only adds nothing of value to the conversation but actually detracts and obfuscates, making everyone who heard it/read it slightly dumber.

It's reminiscent of talking to a cow, or some other ruminant animal that lacks higher brain functioning. Bovine level intellect + oversimplification = boversimplification.
Joe: "The Yankees may sign Kevin Towers to an advisory position. His experience in the game should be a big plus to the front office. Despite a small budget hamstringing his ability to bring in and keep elite talent, he built several good quality teams in San Diego. Luckily, however, he won't be in an authority position so he won't have final say on anything."

Lanny: "towers sucks. do u remember the the padres ever winning??? this move is dumb"

Joe: "That's classic boversimplification. Sure, Towers doesn't have a perfect track record, but who does? He's still a respected hire who adds way more than he subtracts. How can you be so obtuse?"

Lanny: "..."
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bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.
Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

broverdone 

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms
Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.
broverdone by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013

Bonerdust 

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
Bonerdust by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

Broverdose 

When one overindulges in an atmosphere of bro-ness resulting in a bro-D. Excessive amounts or combinations of Jack Johnson, hand-rolled joints, game cube, backwards mesh hats and any article of Abercrombie clothing commonly results with bro-Ding. General cures for a broverdose include country or rap music, expressing individuality and women.
Rich-"Bro I'm so blazed right now, put on that Dave Matthews C.D. it's so chill."
Jim-"I gotta get the fuck out of here or I'm gonna broverdose"
Broverdose by Mick the ripper March 2, 2009

boberdoo 

A slang with origins from the midwest that is similar to a tongue fuck. The tongue is repeatedly jabbed (bobbed) in a partner's asshole. The act is used after sex to clean out the asshole of "doo" (a runny mix of semen and fecal matter). A good boberdoo job creates suction, slurping noises and the fast bobbing of the head of the person performing the act. The word is best said with good midwestern accent.
"Hey John, when you are done giving me anal, can you clean me out with a boberdoo?"
"Have you seen the ass on my new girl? I gave her the boberdoo of a lifetime"
boberdoo by ledirious August 10, 2016