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Bonerdust 

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
Bonerdust by Matt Markel July 3, 2009
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bonerdust 

when you jizz into a sock, then let it dry (takes about a month), and finally crinkle it all into a cup. the result is bonerdust
man, i finally got to collect that bonerdust today!
bonerdust by fu man chiu October 13, 2009
Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

Bonerstyle

When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.

Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.
No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"

Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"

Joel Madden is bonerstyle.
Bonerstyle by Twitterman April 23, 2009

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.
"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonertastic 

When a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a boner.
"Wow, Katie Holmes is bonertastic!" - Man who speaks the truth.

"Oscar the Grouch is such a pain in the ass, but he's bonertastic." - Elmo
bonertastic by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005