A classification of a South Beach drag queen with an NFL fetish.
"The Bouve really took a keen awareness of the tight derriers among the orange and aqua clad gladiators."
by Chalkie April 01, 2003
A person who sexually fixates on a professional sports player.
He pulled a bouve when he whipped off a batch to a Ricky Willaims poster.
by Bouve April 01, 2003
The stalker that has been watching me the last year since I've come to Miami. He leaves me flowers and naked pictures of himself.
Ricky Williams at an interview: " I have a Bouve after me!"
by Ricky Williams April 01, 2003
The sound it makes when I stick it in your mother's bum
by Anonymous April 01, 2003