bouve

n. French for "dork".

by Tusekan Raiders July 28, 2003

bouve

A classification of a South Beach drag queen with an NFL fetish.

"The Bouve really took a keen awareness of the tight derriers among the orange and aqua clad gladiators."

by Chalkie April 1, 2003

bouve

simply amazing

Ricky Williams is Bouve

by DBZFan2K April 1, 2003

bouve

A person who sexually fixates on a professional sports player.

He pulled a bouve when he whipped off a batch to a Ricky Willaims poster.

by Bouve April 1, 2003

bouve

The stalker that has been watching me the last year since I've come to Miami. He leaves me flowers and naked pictures of himself.

Ricky Williams at an interview: " I have a Bouve after me!"

by Ricky Williams April 1, 2003

bouve

to wrongfuly make claims

Jayson Blair is a bouve

by Greise's dog June 7, 2003

bouve

The sound it makes when I stick it in your mother's bum

(see MUA)

Bouve.......splat......ahhhhhhh

by Anonymous April 1, 2003