1. Outside of Bar:

"Holy shit, check that guy out. He can't even stand!"

Response: "Fuckin Bottleass"

2. Walk into a bar:
"Dude, that guy is in here every night."
"Yea, he is a Bottleass."
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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A charmingly clumsy person who makes a lot of mistakes... usually because they're thinking about something else
Lucy tripped up the stairs as she was explaining wormhole theory to me. She is such a bottleass!
by bedazzlethis November 5, 2022
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