“What the fuck? No, why would I do that?”
- Elong Musk
On why he wouldn’t put his penis in a plastic bottle
- Elong Musk
On why he wouldn’t put his penis in a plastic bottle
by :^{} March 12, 2021
by jogrant June 3, 2009
by hunnadollabill November 7, 2013
John: I think my team is gonna win the trophy this year.
Geoff: Are you on the bottle? They're bottom of the league, they'll never win!
Geoff: Are you on the bottle? They're bottom of the league, they'll never win!
by JackSht December 27, 2016
An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.
Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!
by Tony Blow August 20, 2006
a word used by people in the know to describe two of anything. Usually only used by ticket touts or bookmakers
1. have you got any tickets
2. i've got a bottle
1. nah mate i need a carpet (carpet being three in the same parlance)
2. i've got a bottle
1. nah mate i need a carpet (carpet being three in the same parlance)
by gus7268 November 30, 2005
Person with very large glasses resembling bottle caps. Usually likes men. Goes by the nickname B Caps.
by beatles4u September 24, 2007