borthwicked

getting unbelievably wasted and doing insanely stupid stuff or going off yer nut at yer mates.

on a scaled of 1 to borthwicked, how drunk are you going to get tonight?

by gb steamer December 8, 2010

Borthwick

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.

"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"

by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick

Someone who is just suddenly over come from a quick bout of narcolepsy.

Only at work in important situations suddenly just drifts off into noddy land.

Oh dear! I’ve just had myself a little Borthwick.

Oh the Borthwick train just came for me there.

by Sneaky P Taker November 18, 2022

Borthwick

A person who likes to suck the chodes of fat ginger people only. In the rare occasion that you get a straight Borthwick, he prefers women in their 40s/50s who are extremely obesewomen with blonde hair who weigh around 30 stone. A Borthwick also likes to dress up in womens clothes and fantasizes about naked chodes.

Alex: Look at that dickhead over there. Eyeing up that fat bitch and the fat ginger kid.
Lewis: Yeah, he is such a Borthwick!

by Bumraj Mundeeq January 15, 2007

Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox March 2, 2016

Borthwickism (mark)

1. Nickname for the plague.
2. when someone idolise's ones self.
3. when someone is an insensitve prick.
4. when someone lie's to make themselves look good.

" oh hey, i look so great today! I spent hours looking for a look that made me look like a god! Then I remembered.....I AM GOD ! "

" hey dude, that's soo Borthwickism (mark) !!!!

by The Plauge August 24, 2010