boringitis 

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

boringitis by xsting2 March 7, 2009

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008

Chronic Bongitis 

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

Chronic Bongitis by theJR April 22, 2010

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

BONGITIS by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Boringatosis 

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

Boringatosis by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019

Bringitinluv 

When you are surrounded by female colleagues who are engaging in a group hug, and you don't know if it's socially responsible to join in on the act of endearment and support. Instead you belt out "bringitinluv" to neutralise the embrace and remove any hint or undertones of misconduct.

"Why didn't you give her a hug for her achievement?"
"Ah well, bringitinluv!"

Bringitinluv by bringitinluv August 18, 2019

Boingilisious 

The ability to make men get erections just by passing close to them

Guy one: Dude Charlotte is looking boingilisious today

Guy two: Hey man that's my girlfriend!

Guy one: Sorry man my bad

Boingilisious by R e g g i e G December 22, 2009