Borenado

A forecast of severe weather that amounts to nothing.

Robert: "The news said there is going to be a major thunderstorm tonight, possible tornado."
Bill: (hours later) "That turned out to be a real borenado."

Borenado by ghost towne May 23, 2020

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

Borenado

A person prone to loud, long-winded stories of little interest to his or her captive audience. Such people can lay waste to a dinner party, other informal social gathering, or a classroom.

1) Oh crap! Jim just showed up. What a windbag. Now we're stuck listening to stupid stories about his ant farm. What a borenado. He'll totally destroy our party!

2) Professor Jones went total borenado on us in class today! She took off on a rant about war protesting in the 1960s instead of discussing Ernest Hemmingway's books.

Borenado by Rixter66 July 7, 2011

Breland 

A noun typically used for someone who is of extreme brilliance.

Harriet got an A+ on her chemistry test, that makes her a total Breland.

Breland by LOL@OMI October 5, 2009

boleando

Ballin in spanish

Yo estoy boleando.

Nah, Mike is boleando.

boleando by foog42 January 15, 2009

Wes Borland 

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.

''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia

Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007

wes borland 

is back in Limp Bizkit. What the hell?

Wes Borland was my hero when I was 11.

wes borland by daner December 23, 2004