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To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

I = mr^2

where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force
by Seamus Doran September 26, 2007
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