Bootstrapper 

1. A term of contempt applied to someone who believes the notion that every success they ever had in life was due to their own efforts and initiative.

a. as in "pulled himself up by his own boot straps".

b. Their success required absolutely no input from anyone else.

c. Nor are they willing to admit that luck or institutionalized privilege had anything to do with their success.

d. Furthermore, others would also be successful if they would just stop being so lazy and just to work hard and succeed, like the bootstrapper did.

e. Usually held by neo-liberals and followers of objectivism.

"He thinks he built that company with his own two hands, without any help and without help from Daddy and his trust fund. What a bootstrapper!"

Bootstrapper by Docula January 19, 2014

bowlscraper 

(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.

Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."

bowlscraper by Lord Pinch A Loaf March 14, 2011

Colonial Bootscrape 

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

Colonial Bootscrape by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick

You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?

boxscraper by Earl November 16, 2003

Bootstrapper 

1. The lack of style
2. A thief, when it comes to style.
3 Someone who says "ooh, I like those shoes he or she is wearing. Im getting the same pair."

Timmy: Yo, nice kicks John.

John:Eh, they we're until Frankie saw me wear 'em and decided to bootstrap'em.

Timmy: Go figure bro. Always knew Frankie to be a bootstrapper.

Bootstrapper by Enzl3y October 14, 2009