13 definitions by Earl

Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.

I went to Ash Wednesday last week

by Earl March 9, 2004

An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.

You bweenis, that was my beer!

by Earl June 10, 2004

Wow A.I. dropped 30 points last night.

by Earl April 3, 2005

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings

I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.

by Earl February 13, 2005

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

by Earl September 16, 2004

a small protusion between a bogan's legs that's only bodily funtion is to obscure their view of their pinky toes.

micheal hanthorn's "pipi" is dripping on his toes.

by Earl September 5, 2003

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

by Earl July 7, 2003