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plural of booty. pronounced boo-tay with emphasis on the second syllable.

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1. Spicoli walking into a bar - "look at all that nice bootai in here!"

2. Christopher Columbus - "mmm.. I bet this land contains much bootai"

3. Thomas Jefferson - "we hold these bootai to be self-evident"

4. Spock - "those bootai are logically awesome"

5. Obama - "we have the bootai we have been waiting for"
bootai by snukem November 25, 2010
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Boothie Vision 

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.
Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*
Related Words

Boothin' 

Like joshin' but boothin'
You gotta be boothin' me right now
Boothin' by Boothias January 29, 2020

Nintendo Bootlicker 

A slang for someone describing people who defend the corporation of Nintendo by the choices they made.

Nintendo Bootlickers are NOT people who defend a games’ graphics or Downloadable Content, but will push the idea that Nintendo has done nothing wrong
Person 1: Nintendo decided to ban Melee from competitive games
Person 2: They aren’t wrong or doing anything wrong. They did a wonderful choice
Person 1: You’re such a Nintendo Bootlicker

Smooshing Booties 

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

Boothism 

The excessive use of idioms, capitalization, and punctuation intended soley for the purpose of hearing one's own voice and/or admiring one's own literary proficiency.
Boothism In conversation: "At any rate, the long and the short of it is that we just have to figure out how this happens."

Boothism In writing: " The long and the short if it is that I have no update yet (just arrived and checked). Do you have an update from TODAY (ie., Friday in Greece) AFTER she had the day to re-examine, determine problem (i.e. issue and availability), etc?
Boothism by JanitorialTeam March 1, 2010

Bootandals 

Noun: pronounced Boo-TAN-dals

Footwear that is not quite a boot and not quite a sandal.
Those bootandals are perfect for horseback riding on the beach.

Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!