Boonville

A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in bed and to sport large packages. Some attribute this to the water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.

Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!

Yuppie dude: Why's that?

Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got plowed all night by a Boonvillain!

Boonville by oogabooger November 12, 2011

booneville 

Boring nothing to do town! Everyone knows your business instead of there own! The most excitement happens at Dodges or Northeast!!

This is so Booneville.

booneville by ME TOO TOO August 17, 2008

Bonneville Cleavage 

When a woman's breasts are busting out of her shirt, the cleavage is the size of a Pontiac Bonneville.

AJ: OMG! Did you see Britney's cleavage on tv?

Devin: Ya man, she had some Bonneville Cleavage goin'on.

Bonneville Cleavage by Avreage Joe December 17, 2008

Boonvillain 

A person born and raised in Boonville California and deemed by his or her peers to be worthy of the monicker. Boonvillains are characterized by the potent combination of microbrew, THC and psilocybin coursing through their veins in the place of blood. Boonvillains are generally quite friendly and mellow, and are only known to become seriously upset when someone stands too close and accidently steps on their cock.

Note: There are posers at the annual beerfest who wear shirts that say Boonvillain, most likely wishing they were real Boonvillains. Sadly they never will be.

Damn, that fool had some dank herb, he must be a Boonvillain!

Boonvillain by oogabooger November 12, 2011

Boonville

A small village located halfway between losing your mindtown and vomiting in a saucepan dave thoughtfully lined with gladwrapsville.

Albert: I think a visit to Boonville is on the cards for later tonight. What do you think
Percy: I would rather eat glass than return to Boonville.

Boonville by Captain Boon September 6, 2009

boonville

(n). middle of nowhere, upstate new york, 45 minutes north of utica. surprisingly a real city.

Dennis: My girlfriend is from boonville.
Emily: Oh ok. Where is she really from?
Dennis: Boonville, New York. Its a real place.

boonville by Dennis January 20, 2005

boonsville

a word for where homeless people live. A word for smelly people as well who live in poor housing conditions. A surburb with poor rednecks usually located in the deep south.

boonsville

boonsville by anon76889 September 25, 2011