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bookkeeper 

One who keeps track of money holdings, transactions, gains, losses and otherwise anything to do with moolah.
Commonly thought as criminals who only record bets and work for no-goods, they are actually quite a resourceful part of society who handle everything from taxes to personal banking accounts to corporate earnings. They are, if you haven't noticed, generally associated with finances.
Louis Franze, our bookkeeper, keeps his eye on our bankrolls and warns us if it drops below a certain point.
bookkeeper by Smkngmgc January 10, 2005

Bookkeeping Boss 

It’s like boss just much better, this boss can do anything and everything and has everything under control. They are prepared for anything and are the most entrepreneurial people in the world. They are cleverer than the cleverest.
The Bookkeeping Boss started a company, knew exactly how to protect the IP, knew how to pay salaries and all about the statutory deductions. Plus they knew how to prepare financial reports and comply with the companies act and all other laws and regulations. They are so cleverer.

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.
1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping
bookeeping by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006

sub-bookkeeper

A sub-bookkeeper is the only word with four double letters together.
sub-bookkeeper by anonomous December 8, 2004

bookkeeping misadventure

When a business owner has shotty bookkeeping skills and claims you owe him money. This can be accidental or purposeful (most misadventures are in fact accidental)...but if done purposefully, it can be disguised as some sort of mistake. However the intention, the customer will never be fully trusting of said owner ever again.
A business owner claimed he had not received money that I gave him because he didn't write it in his book. After I showed the canceled check, he merely stated that it just wasn't in the book. This is a bookkeeping misadventure.

bookkeepeelessnesshood 

noun
(of a person) the embodiment of the state of having no entities, objects, or records subject to bookkeeping
I am troubled so—I am experiencing bookkeepeelessnesshood (which, what do you know, has a record-breaking 7 pairs of double-letters); it is detrimental to my self-image as I know that I represent and stand for a lack of organisation regarding the financial affairs of a business. Woe is me.