by BooKa Tee August 28, 2008
Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.
Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?
Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss
Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?
Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss
by Friendddd September 11, 2011
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle April 30, 2011
Devin Booker is a Shooting Guard who plays for the Phoenix Suns , his career high) is 70 points, the youngest ever to drop that many he has many NBA records and will soon go on to be greater than your favorite player
by rampagetheraunchyhypocrite June 7, 2018
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle May 14, 2011
Super woman; beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, giving; possessing the ability to overcome adversity.
She could never be a Markita Booker!
by RealDeal771 August 18, 2010