When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018
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In pro wrestling, basically he's the one running the show. He decides who's winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. Bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (Paul Heyman in ECW), wrestlers for the promotion (Kevin Nash or Kevin Sullivan in WCW), or people hired by the promotion for the job (Jim Cornette in Ring Of Honor). Booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the WWE are owner Vince McMahon, "head of creative" Stephaine McMahon-Levesque (Vince's daughter), "head of talent development" Paul "Triple H" Levesque (semi-retired wrestler and Stephanie's husband), and various other people. The term "book" can also be used as a verb, as in "I wish they'd book Daniel Bryan to actually win a match one of these days" or "WWE TLC 2012 was booked very well".
Jim Cornette was fired as Ring of Honor booker in October 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler Delirious.
by A.C. Sativa January 8, 2013
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A boy who is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but is a bit of a show off. A Booker is usually a very friendly person and could talk for days. He is very active and good looking. Booker so good with his school work and easy to talk to. He tends to be very stubborn because he is a firm believer that if you want something you need to fight for it. If Booker is with you he will go out of his way to make you happy because it makes him happy, anyone that is lucky enough to have a Booker in there life should try to keep them forever. He is also very loyal and friendly
Girl 1: That guy is so nice I wonder who he is.
Girl 2: he’s so Hot and smart must be a Booker
Guy: who that guy ya that’s Booker he’s like my best friend
by Rabies46 February 26, 2019
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all around awsome person with unhuman skills a very badass person
hey did you see that guy he seemed like a booker

wait thats chuck norris
by night hawk dragon tiger shark January 13, 2011
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Booker is a insult that’s used for females that are attracted to their teachers.
“Hey Alice how’s your mom doing”
“Don’t talk to me you booker
by xSkullymsp September 10, 2022
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A half of a blunt removed of its inerts and replaced with marijuana, smoked half way, and saved. The remaining half is a booker.
Also a mini blunt can be refered to as a booker.
Hey Mickey, hit me up later cuz, we'll blaze this booker.
by SoStonedRightNow April 7, 2006
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The art of being steaming on one pint or 15 depending on what was consumed the night before. Occasional inappropriate behaviour. Never knowing how you got home. Always nice to bar staff and door staff.
Ah look at Stuart, he's bookered again!
I was so bookered last night!
by nellsta November 25, 2017
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