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boombardi 

to be noticeably overweight
Before i lost weight i was mega boombardi!
or
if you eat fast-food all the time you will become boombardi

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

Booktard 

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.
Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.
Booktard by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Backboard 

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

broboarding 

When a group of bro's go snowboarding together. No females allowed. Just a bunch of bro's shredding the fresh pow pow.
Brandon: "Hey Matt when you get your license you should drive me and Burch up to the mountain and go snowboarding!"
Matt: "No bro, we'll go broboarding. Just us 3 bros."
Brandon: "Yeah bro! We'll shred the gnar!"
broboarding by brandonemoninja February 17, 2010

BodyBoard 

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags
lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid
BodyBoard by Dakine February 19, 2003