bonneted

the act of getting hit by a car, and surviving...

'Yo dude, im tripping home from the cinema at three in the morning and sum guy just Bonnets me'

or

Randomer on his phone: Wow a guy in the road

GUY IN THE ROAD: Please help me...

Randomer on his phone: Jay, This dude got Bonneted...

GUY IN THE ROAD: ***Dying***

Randomer on his phone: lol

by Bonneter16 April 20, 2007

bonneted

A couple that engaged in sex as the the girl lay on the bonnet (hood) of a car.

Tina was bonneted by Joe last night. I saw them on his Ferrari whilst driving through the park.

by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012

bonnet

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.

To access the engine block I was required to lift the bonnet.

by Blondie May 13, 2005

Bonnet

A word used mostly by the British to describe the metal sheet covering your engine of your vehicle.

It can also be known as a hat...

- The smoke was rising from under the bonnet...

- Put on your bonnet its bloody freezing outside...

by Edward Mcpherson April 27, 2007

Bonnet

bon-et (n): 1) The art of a man acting like a woman or little girl. 2) A common name for someone who relinquishes their man card to indulge in overt feminine activity.

Adam was being a bonnet when he elected go flower shopping instead of watching baseball.

Alex is such a bonnet when talking to cougars; I swear he likes pegging!

You might want to loosen your bonnet Brian... remember, there is football to be watched, and paddle boating to be missed!

by Rschonwa December 9, 2008

Bonnet

A massive weasel (when someone's voice involuntarily goes high-pitched during a normal sentence), normally associated with someone know only as K-Dogg. Everyone weasels every now and then, but hearing a bonnet is a rare occasion (unless you're around K-Dogg).

- Stu, K-Dogg just did a massive bonnet!
- You just did a massive bonnet.

by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008

Bonnet

That small pink bunny that tries to kill you, but ends up asking your for a hug.

It takes her seven eternities for her to get to you, but if she does, boop her nose.
The female counter-part of Bon-Bon

No, Bonnet doesn't have a pink errection.

by Kuudere girl65 October 3, 2017