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sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.
Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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