Bongistan 

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.

Such is life in Bongistan

Bongistan by Valcer February 1, 2016

bongmitzvah 

A gathering with just a couple of people or a whole party that are there to smoke weed.

"Hey i was thinking, bongmitzvah this weekend?"

"Yeah!! But only like 4 or less? Last time there was too big of a head count."

bongmitzvah by meggiedough November 15, 2009

Bongmaster 

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.

Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.

Bongmaster by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015

Bongistan 

Fictional former U.S.S.R. republic in eastern Europe which is shaped suspiciously like a bong. Originally from a bit on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Osama bin Laden may be hiding out in Bongistan.

Bongistan by Steve Kerrigan September 11, 2005

bongmaster11

a person of wealth and mighty big balls this person is unstoppable in the bed and in a tuff ass way

i'm bongmaster11

bongmaster11 by bongmaster11 September 6, 2025