Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Bongetti 

A creature that walks but doesn't think, talks but doesn't listen.

Don't do drugs or you'll end up Bongetti.

Bongetti by Son of seth June 11, 2019

Benetti 

An act in which one tells a joke that is either

a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence

Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."

Benetti by bombsaces April 25, 2011

Bonetime 

the time of day when you get to have sex

the best kind of time

Girl: What are you doing when you get home?

Guy: BONETIME!!

Girl: That sounds like fun

Bonetime by SWseamen March 2, 2008

bosetti 

-noun
1. Slang. a shirt which has had its collar stretched to the degree that it indicates the filth or laziness of its wearer.

I was ready to go out last night but I had to change my undershirt because Tom told me it was a bosetti.

bosetti by flikle September 5, 2009

Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time

"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

Bonertime by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009

bonertights 

Getting an erection while wearing tights or a leotard.

Better not pop a boner in 'em tights!

Tim! Nice bonertights you got there!

bonertights by Brian Lambert December 12, 2005