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Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise
an adverb. The state of being erect.
When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.
bonerized by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

bonerizer 

Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

bonerize 

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
bonerize by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

bonerizers 

levitra and viagra are bonerizers
bonerizers by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer 

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent
Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!
bonerizer by Marty North October 26, 2003