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Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.
Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

Boner Swag 

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.
Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!
Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?