bone alone

exactly how it sounds: the act of jerkin' your gerkin or masturbating.

"What's your plan for tonight, guy 2?"
"I'm just going to turn on some next top model and bone alone."

bone alone by King Captain Kyle October 5, 2009

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leave the bone alone

Avoid overworking, overdoing, or wearing out the object of your effort, especially in regards to artistic pursuits; avoid gilding the lily.

"Man, you know, these young guys, they know all the modes, they know all the chords, they can play high and low and fast, and they can do amazing things, but the one thing they don’t know how to do is leave the bone alone."
-- Saxophonist Gerry Mulligan

leave the bone alone by Greg2854 April 23, 2006

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alone bone

A slang term for masturbation. It is derived from the term boning, which refers to having sex. If you are boning alone, well then you're just masturbating.

This beezy blue balled me, so I alone boned after she went home.

Sometimes, when my roommate is gone and I am feeling sexually frustrated, I alone bone.

alone bone by sexyymexi November 19, 2010