The Von Bondies 

A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.

#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."

The Von Bondies by P Banger November 27, 2009

the Von Bondies 

AWESOME Detroit garage-rock band. Consists of Jason Stollsteimer (lead vocals, guitar), Marcie Bolen (guitar, vocals), Carrie Smith (bass, vocals), and Don Blum (drums). Basically 2 cute guys and 2 cute girls with a great sound and great fashion sense. Aquainted with Jack White of the White Stripes.

The Von Bondies are the best new music out there now! yuh!

the Von Bondies by Mairead March 15, 2004

the von bondies 

great band. better than the white stripes. in other words white stripes suck and the von bondies rock. lead singer Jason Stollsteimer got beaten up by jack white.

Jason: "You're a fucking douche!"
Jack: "I Dont wanna hear about it."
Jason: "you suck major balls!"
Jack: "Now I'm gonna serve it to you bitch!"

Jason gets douched by Jack White. Jack goes to court.

the von bondies by Monserrat March 27, 2004

bonniesexual 

You are attracted Bonnie Bennet from the tvd

I'm Bonniesexual

bonniesexual by Tvdddd February 10, 2021

stack bodies 

Usually used in reference to stacking bodies for body count, it can also be used in reference to stacking on a door, or taking out a large number of enemies.

Get ready to stack bodies, we're about to take contact.

stack bodies by Cynical_Serenade July 22, 2019

Catch the bodies

A form of fighting where only hits to the body are allowed to avoid injury. Favorite activity of bad ass kids skipping class in public school bathrooms. Opposite of the term "to Catch the heads," although dirty players will try to sneak a chin shot in here and there.

Everybody got guns now and wanna shoot something, remember when we used to catch the bodies?

Catch the bodies by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

bondieuserie 

Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.

Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.

bondieuserie by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010