blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Boustred

To react explosively with any smell related to faeces.
Synonymous to chunder.

Dude, Lily just shat and I Boustred-ed everywhere

Boustred by DelicateReflex September 29, 2010

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

blootered 

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

blootered by T July 15, 2002

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Bolster 

A cylindrical cushion used to fill the space that would've been taken by another human being.

Virgin 1: "Get laid last night?"
Virgin 2: "No..I just hugged my bolster instead"
Virgin 1: "Same.."

Bolster by WhosTheBossIAm August 6, 2011

bolstering

to give morale support
prop up with a pillow or bolster
add padding to

The UN is bolstering its troops in Iraq.

bolstering by Ntando Zungu August 7, 2008