bollox

That undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.Or indeed someone full of bull sh*t.
Used the world over by English guys while visiting foreign shores.
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX"

what do you think of Bush's second term and his foreign policies - what a load of bollox.

I reckon that I can get my end away with your mother, I have a thing about older women - bollox

by DENTIE June 28, 2005

bollox

mans testicles, or something that you find is total CRAP!

Now thats bollox that is.And I dont give two fucking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! You Slaaaaaaaaaaags!

by Samantha Williams January 13, 2006

bollox

literal:testicals
Irish:####, crap, nuts, arse, feck etc.
My use: anything good or bad (similar to'#### me, thats great!/thats #####!')

literal:ouch!my bollox!
Irish:that is just bollox!
My use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this

by your ma January 23, 2006

Bollox

A mix between a bastard and a ballsack

Your a wee bollox

by The fact guy... October 26, 2018

Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual

Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !

by Mister AK May 6, 2010

bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.

"how are you fixed there bollox chops.

by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011

top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan August 22, 2005