coma bollito 

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.

Coma bollito.

coma bollito by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024

bolito 

A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.

Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor

bolito by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013

Bollitics 

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)

"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."

Bollitics by Adam Evans February 14, 2008

Bollitch 

When men’s Bollocks are itching. I say I have a Bollitch.

I have a Bollitch ,I need to scratch my Bollocks,

Bollitch by lord potshot June 16, 2019

bolito 

A murderous device ingeniously and deceptively named in a way to lead someone into thinking it's a cool exotic drink.

Man at the bar: "I'll have a mojito please."
Copycatting nerd at the bar: "Yeah, I'll have a bolito too, barman, sir, please."

BAM. One less patron.

bolito by Psewdonim November 27, 2013

bullito 

The drink that is as mixture of red bull and sir Tito, combining into a bullito, also known as the worlds best drink

Ever seen angry birds, imagine you’re the pig and you just had a bad day, the best thing for it is a bullito

bullito by nickdon69420boobz March 9, 2023

Bollitics 

Politics which are bollocks! Also used conversely where people talk bollocks but are used in a political context.

It was bollitics, which spewed from his rather large mouth!

Are you talking bollitics again!

How much bollitics does that person speak!

Bollitics by Hew G E Rection April 10, 2011