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Bellatong 

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.
Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.
Bellatong by JD Hap April 16, 2009
Avocadooooooo
You play soft ball and get hit in the face like a bolcatoo

Bollatix 

When politics no longer has answers to serious issues,it turns into bollatix.
With neither gov't or opposition having a clue what to do, thank goodness they could just talk bollatix about personalities and trivia.
Bollatix by Blue Revolution May 25, 2022

Bollalogue 

Dialogue from a Uwe Boll film.

Often poorly written, leaving the viewer baffled or angry.
"I couldn't understand what they were talking about through that multi layered Bollalogue"

"Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Castillo: To live forever! "
Bollalogue by Kenny Campbell July 2, 2009

Bellator 

It is where MMA fighters who can't hack it in the UFC go to fight in a vain attempt to stay relevant. A number of the fighters in Bellator were once superstars of the sport but are now too old, too slow, or too overweight to fight at an elite level. Among the most notable Bellator fighters are: Royce Gracie (the grandfather of modern-day MMA), Fedor Emelianenko (who went undefeated for 10 years straight), Frank Mir, Roy Nelson, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Chael Sonnen, and Tito Ortiz .

Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.

The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
After Travis Browne loses his fourth-straight fight in the UFC...
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
Bellator by morpheus30 January 20, 2018

Bellator Lenormal 

Muggle enemy and antithesis of Bellatrix Lestrange of Harry Potter fame.
Since "dominator" is the male equivalent of "dominatrix," "Bellator Lenormal" is the male opposite of "Bellatrix Lestrange."