two boiled eggs in a handkerchief 

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006

Hard Boiled Eggs 

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

Hard Boiled Eggs by Do close the door March 15, 2022

Sun boiled Eggs 

When you go outside, lay spread eagle, and let your nuts bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie lately? I heard the neighbor caught him cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs".

Sun boiled Eggs by redboy123420 March 16, 2025

Sun boiled Eggs 

When you go outside and lay ass up and spread eagle, allowing your nuts to bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie? I heard the neighbor caught up cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs!"

Sun boiled Eggs by redboy123420 March 16, 2025

Boiled Ostrich Eggs 

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

Boiled Ostrich Eggs by 42matter November 26, 2021

Boiledegg427 

The funniest guy ever.

“Hey did you see that new Boiledegg427 video?”
“Yeah i shit myself laughing.”
“Oh”

Boiledegg427 by Boiledegg427 October 10, 2023