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Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.
Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.
by redheadbass January 22, 2011
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The equivalent of being baked but through means of boiling marijuana into a tea and drinking the contents to get high, apposed to smoking or eating the cannabis.
"Awe dude, after that cup of dank bud chai i got sooo boiled!
by shakamaster May 01, 2012
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Extremely High
Darrel:Just Boiled er what?
Larry:Duuuuu jer.
by Scrub pup July 10, 2008
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The exact point when a combination of things (Hangover, Tiredness, Girlfriends/Boyfriends, Heat, Noises) culminate to produce the biggest stress head you have ever had.

Normally signalled by a large release of breath follwed by the exclamation "Booooiiillllleeeedd" in a high pitched tone.

A boiled head can be cured by beer, sleep or a "reflection hour" where the topics that have boiled your head are discussed with friends

See also cooked ,stressed.
Dude 1: Maan, Mike had a crazy night last night, he was in the club and about 5 of his ex girlfriends were there. He got home at 5am and had work at 8am! I hear his ex has been on to him all day too

Dude 2: Isn't he working duty til 10pm?

Dude 1: Oh man he must be BOILED!

*Mike walks in*

Mike: Boooooiiiiiillled!
by ManChild1984 June 13, 2011
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Getting high or drunk. Then smoking and getting high or getting drunk. Therefor getting totally boiled. Being High And Drunk.
Dude im so boiled. Yeah i got high then got drunk.
by Imacreeper August 03, 2010
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Getting so roasted, so massively destroyed, that your blood boils and you melt from the inside out.
Bro, you just got so boiled!
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Getting so roasted, so massively destroyed, that your blood boils and you melt from the inside out.
Bro, she boiled you so good!
by Biogroup5 May 05, 2017
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