borientation 

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

borientation by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

Borientation 

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!

Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

Borientation by Seahawkassault May 28, 2009

blogumentation 

When something that should have documentation in one document is instead documented over blog posts that are incomplete or hard to find and often spread over different blogs.

Dude, I can't figure out how to make this work! - have you googled for the blogumentation?

blogumentation by c3nder July 11, 2011