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BodyBoard 

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags
lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid
BodyBoard by Dakine February 19, 2003

bodyboarding 

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.
bodyboarding is sick!
bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006

Bodybordguru 

A body boarder who spends majority time at the beach or activities involving body boarding. Active enough to be called a true guru. Can also mean a owner or employee of a surfing and or body board shop.
Person 1: "Dude Ive been at the beach for so long now."
Person 2: "Fo sho, what have you been doing?"
Person 1: "You know, body boarding."
Person 2: "Gnarly..."
Person 1: "I wish there was a word for that."
Person 2: "Its you lucky day, your a Bodybordguru!"
Person 1: "Wow thats swell!"

urban bodyboarding

One hell of a damn sweet kick ass sport
hey george you goober lets go urban bodyboarding with danha

bodyboarding 

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.
Maybe you should try bodyboarding

bodyboarding 

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...
queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
bodyboarding by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010