bobey 

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

bobey by Jones June 18, 2004

Bobey 

A slur for fat asian dudes

Person 1: That CHINK is so fat
Person 2: Yea hes such a Bobey

Bobey by cracklejack332 July 27, 2025

Chimney Bobey 

A tall creature/cryptid with an ostrich like appearance that stands at about 40 feet tall with its neck fully extended. It is known to stick its head down chimneys of rural homes in the western U.S and gobble up charcoal or unlucky humans from within the fireplace. Sometimes used as a cautionary tale to get young children to go to bed at bedtime.

“You best stay away from the chimney tonight, the Chimney Bobey is on the hunt!”

Chimney Bobey by Daniel Sneifell Smith August 5, 2022

Bobby Z 

The act of having short monotonous sex followed by sitting down and reading the paper.

I got lucky last night. I gave the old lady a Bobby Z and enjoyed an Iron City with the paper.

Bobby Z by Bob Zamule February 22, 2017

Bobby Singer 

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'

Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!

Bobby Singer by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Bobby Cool 

When a man is engaged in sexual activities and a woman sneaks up behind him and clamps a mouse trap on his testicles

Man, Jim Cole got in trouble last night because he was having the time out of his life when out of nowhere some broad pulls a Bobby Cool on him

Bobby Cool by Conrad Schultz June 9, 2014